Thursday, April 1, 2010

Alert the Media! Harry doesn't like something!!!!

Aint it Cool News is still the best place in the Internet to get Genre movie news and rumors.  It also was a great place to get truthful movie reviews by fellow Geeks.  In recent years Aint it Cool News has gone from being the bastion of ornery, hard to please, fanboy reviews to just another "yes sir" movie review site.  There are reviewers on the site like Capone and Massawyrm who give honest, fair, and diverse reviews.  Harry on the other hand, long ago, was corrupted by the dark side.  

Harry loves his access, that's really the long and short of it.  His reviews are laughable and weak.  It's become more and more obvious over the years that he loves his access so much that he will sell his principals as a honest critic for little more than thirty pieces of silver, and a back-stage pass.

Imagine my surprise this morning when I opened up Harry's review of Clash of the Titans to actually see a critical review.  He honestly didn't like it.  Now the review is as Milquetoast as we've come to expect from him, but none the less it's a truly negative review.

What's next?  Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty year of darkness! Earthquakes, Volcanoes; the dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!!!

Source:  Utter Dreck...